Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you
Me: Dick Grayson
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
Sexy Sour Alpha: I FINALLY FUCKING FINISHED THE... →
sexysouralpha: This chapter is INSANE. You can FUCKING read it HERE. Preview: “ Stiles still hadn’t answered the question. About him having a boyfriend; and Derek was looking at him as if he had just committed a crime or something. So, ok, fine. This was the third time he’d cheated on Danny…
mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
familyfriendlyurl: i wish pokemon were real cuz then instead of being a shitty blogger id be a shitty ace trainer who stands by the sider of the road wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat waiting for 10 year olds to pass by so he can challenge them and still gets his ass kicked routinely
zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying only after i eat mexican food olé omg
readbythestarlight: You know how like, once upon a time you’re really, really into something, but then over time the interest fades and hangs out in the background while new obsessions come? And the out of the blue one day you see/read/hear/watch something and BAM that obsession comes back like a puppy that was just waiting for you to notice it again and you get to relive all the old feels and...
heavenandhellcastiel: cas’ grace is now stuck in a vial and all i could think of was dean getting it back for him[x]
Reblog if you'd be upset if Jeremy Renner wasn't...
feathers-theangel: thehuntersassbutt: feathers-theangel: I don’t think people realize that Jensen was 26 when he started Supernatural …. he was long past puberty. His voice just keeps getting lower and lower. it’s unnatural. Or you could say it’s… Supernatural omfg
hotboyfriend: Shall I compare thee to a summers day? You are hot hot hot like a tater tot
noelthechristmaswalrus: aelx: ipoog: daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!! if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free. I could get over 500 meals from this if people actually paid attention to what I post. Come on, guys, for the animals
I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up. I want to be the...– Elay Neal Moses (via strawberrytelle)
3ridan: i wish my family understood that teasing and bullying me when i come out of my room by saying stuff like ‘SHE’S FINALLY OUT OF HER CAVE’ or ‘IS SHE GOING TO SPEAK TO US FOR ONCE?’ ‘HAVE SOME SOCIAL SKILLS AND INTERACT WITH YOUR FAMILY’ is not funny or witty it’s actually terrifying for me and that they’re pushing me further and further away from them when they do it.
saucefactory: heathyr: possibly my favorite reaction to the crowd “awwww”-ing after Dylan said he could see Stiles taking up his father’s job as sheriff he’s like this is the opposite of what i wanted this is a badass idea you’re supposed to tHINK THIS IS BADASS, NOT CUTE OH, DYLAN.